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By cam (Mon May 19, 2008 at 10:30:41 PM EST) (all tags)

Black car in Arizona: 115F inside it today.

Not even summer yet.

iPhone is 200Mb too small to hold all my music collection (dingaling).

Job today involved watching five john wayne movies in a row. Pork chops and apple sauce.

Lawn needs mowing.

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Silver car, by blixco (4.00 / 1) #1 Mon May 19, 2008 at 10:49:56 PM EST

"moon roof" and black leather interior:

122.

Hells yeah. I could slow roast a goat in my car. And it was only in the 90s today!
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"You bring the weasel, I'll bring the whiskey." - kellnerin

The iPhone is about 352 GB short for me by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #2 Mon May 19, 2008 at 11:56:16 PM EST

I just need an iPhone Firewire 800 card, and I can take my external drive around with me. Those, and a gyroscope stabilizing hamster wheel thing to keep the external drive relatively still. And a fair-sized gasoline generator backpack, to power it all. And boom, all digital, all mobile!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.

Or wait until the 3G iProng comes out by chuckles (4.00 / 1) #3 Tue May 20, 2008 at 12:28:02 AM EST

Then you could store that 352 GB ~~of midget porn~~ "in the cloud"!

_{(Assuming you had a flat-rate data plan.)}

Skateboarding is a crime.

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Best thing about midget porn: by MohammedNiyalSayeed (3.77 / 18) #4 Tue May 20, 2008 at 01:03:41 AM EST

It's already compressed.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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: You owe me 25 cents by wiredog (4.00 / 2) #9 Tue May 20, 2008 at 07:40:50 AM EST

for the coffee I just spat on the desk.

Earth First!
_{(We can strip mine the rest later.)}
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Attn: Mac fanboi infidels by Breaker (4.00 / 1) #6 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:38:29 AM EST

There are other devices out there that will meet your needs, and connect to modern high speed data networks.

You can flagellate yourself with liquorice belts in front of your framed portrait of St Steve later.

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: He's at the Donut Wheel. by ambrosen (4.00 / 2) #8 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:45:30 AM EST

He gets to go to the daily flagellation session where Steve waves from the balcony every morning. And didn't you read about the self-flagellation diet he's on.

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Yeh but I dont like Willie Nelson by cam (2.00 / 0) #14 Tue May 20, 2008 at 01:00:08 PM EST

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
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He speaks highly of you by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #15 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:22:34 PM EST

And I do mean "highly".

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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turns out every second song in my music library by cam (2.00 / 0) #16 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:43:14 PM EST

is willie or ricky skaggs. HOw did that get there.

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
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You left port 22 open by MohammedNiyalSayeed (4.00 / 1) #17 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:49:03 PM EST

and I've been scp-ing Willie up there ever since. No clue about this Ricky Skaggs fellow, though.

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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he kicked your dawg by cam (2.00 / 0) #18 Tue May 20, 2008 at 04:45:50 PM EST

cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
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: Wait, he kicked Willie? 'Cause Willie's my dawg... by MohammedNiyalSayeed (2.00 / 0) #19 Tue May 20, 2008 at 05:52:18 PM EST

I will eat his fucking heart from his chest with a spork!

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You can build the most elegant fountain in the world, but eventually a winged rat will be using it as a drinking bowl.
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What's that in real money ? by Phage (4.00 / 1) #5 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:14:52 AM EST

Do you remember the Landcruiser ad where they baked a cake in one ?

Founder member Golgafrinchan 'B' Ark

Last Sunday, England. by ambrosen (4.00 / 1) #7 Tue May 20, 2008 at 03:42:11 AM EST

Medium blue car, 38C inside.

westerns by lm (4.00 / 1) #10 Tue May 20, 2008 at 08:31:42 AM EST

I watched The Magnificent 7 with my daughters last night. It took them about 20 minutes to get sucked in.

There is no more degenerate kind of state than that in which the richest are supposed to be the best.
Cicero, The Republic

Lawn needs mowing ? by sasquatchan (4.00 / 1) #11 Tue May 20, 2008 at 08:41:49 AM EST

My good sir, when the water situation in the desert you live in hits full crisis mode, remind me to say "I told you so"

: I live in a townhome by cam (1.00 / 1) #13 Tue May 20, 2008 at 12:59:45 PM EST

it is all asphalt. I have no lawn. It was a joke. But when I buy a house it is going to have a golf course type lawn.
cam
Freedom, liberty, equity and an Australian Republic
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I was looking for what went wrong... by moonvine (4.00 / 1) #12 Tue May 20, 2008 at 10:19:31 AM EST

and then I read your John Wayne experience. I am so sorry. Excruciating.

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